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Fear of Disease Results in Two Seven Year Olds Marrying Frogs

Posted by admin on Jan 20, 2009 in Uncategorized

Dressed in traditional bridal gowns gold jewelry and sarees, the two  seven year old girls stood aside their husbands to  be; Frogs. Vigneswari and Masiakanni, little girls from the Pallipudupet village in Tamil Nadu’s Villupuram district were the blushing brides in this traditional ceremony that goes back many generations held at two separate temples. Each drawing in hundreds of villagers to witness the event.

Traditional Vedic hymns were chanted as  the temple priests garlanded the brides and tied the magalsutras on behalf of the frogs, each one being pronounces wives of the croaking husbands.  While all of the guests enjoyed the ceremony, and danced. There was also a glorious feast with all of the traditional delights being served.

Thankfully there is no consummation of the marriage afterwards. At the end of the evening, instead of receiving kisses and turning into dashing stud muffins to sweep the brides off their feet; The two terrified frog princes are thrown back into the temple pond from which they were caught earlier in the day.

An elderly woman of the village remarked that this ceremony has  been practiced for years to ward off disease for the village.

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I Ate Little Girls for Two Years, It Was Delicious.

Posted by admin on Jan 19, 2009 in Uncategorized

TFM radio was holding a ‘What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten’ contest when they had a caller admit to have unknowingly eaten “little black girls,” for years.

The female caller continued on saying that when she was a little girl, she lived in Africa and her family would always shop for meats at a local butcher. The caller explained that it wasn’t until she moved back to England did she find out that her old butcher had been arrested. He had been murdering children, and then selling the meat out of his butcher shop.

Obviously, she won the contest hands down.

[Source: GazetteLive]

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Nerd on Vacation

Posted by admin on Jan 19, 2009 in Uncategorized

Are you the type that get fidgety when you’re away from your computer because some noob may have posted a thread with misinformation on the world of warcraft forums? Then how would you ever vacation to Hawaii?

Like this:

nerd-in-paradise

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I Realize I Was Just Stabbed, but I’d Like to Finish My Beer

Posted by admin on Jan 19, 2009 in Uncategorized

Yesterday, Sunday the 18th, just after 9 p.m. Police responded to a stabbing call at the York Hotel in Alberta Canada. When the police arrived on scene they found the victim had returned to his table to finish his beer. This was obviously much more important than seeking medical attention for the hindrance that was slight hole in his chest.

Staff Sgt. Regan James said, “He’s got a minor poke to his chest, but he’s not giving us any details.” Thanks to the lack of cooperation from the victim, no suspects were able to be located.

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30 Pounds of Marijuana Delivered to the Wrong Address by UPS

Posted by admin on Jan 16, 2009 in Uncategorized

A man in Denton Texas found a package on his porch delivered by UPS
on Monday. He opened it up and was surprised to find 30 pounds of
compressed marijuana.
“He was expecting tools that he had ordered from
Sears,” said police spokesman Officer Ryan Grelle.

The package of
marijuana that was there instead has a street value of about $10,500.
The package was delivered at about 8 p.m. although the resident was
not home when the package was delivered, he opened it when he returned
home. Shortly after it was opened, the package was on its way to the
police department.

The package
apparently originated in Pharr, Texas and wasn’t addressed to the man
in Denton. The address on the package was non existent, but an
employee for UPS rerouted to to a similar address in Denton, Officer
Grelle said.

The case is
still under investigation.

[Source: DallasNews]

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